Sunday, November 8, 2009

Officer Liar Lair Pants on Fire!!

I have to tell you about this one...
After a boring day at the daily grind, I wanted a few things from the market. Needing to hurry home to relieve the sitter, I grabbed a few things and as always stopped to take the time to read a label. And as brothas often do, I was pleasantly complimented on my shoes. I saw a beautiful man standing beside me. His skin was perfect and his smile dazzling. I was thinking here we go, another suitor. I mean, I'm not married or even in a committed relationship, so let's rock out. He said he had seen me in the parking lot and had to come back inside to meet me. How cute, I thought. He asked for my number, I gave him my card and we said goodnight.
I had totally forgetten about him as he never called...ever.
Months later...I was picking up my young protege from school and saw this man who never called. Our eyes met as our cars were parked close. It was a summer day and his window was down, and I knew it was him. Dressed in officer blues this time, he smiled as he held his daughter (same age as mine). I said "hey you never called." He said "I'm sorry, I dont know you. Must have been someone else." This banter went on for a few minutes as I was flaberghasted that he would lie and say it was not him. I mean, if you weren't interested, just say so...right? If you had a change of heart, just make up some lame excuse that you couldnt call or couldn't pursue. This Mutha F-a had the nerve to say still "It wasn't me." Ok dude, whatever.
So it is almost two years later, our children are in the same class and this coward still has the nerve to deny this shit. And not that I have even uttered a single word to him. But the energy he gives off everytime we are dropping our children off or picking them up is like a little lost puppy looking for some affection and a meal. I just look right past him and through him as he stares at me.
And then to boot...this nigga is married! I mean the fucking nerve of yall negros. WTF?! So I see him driving with his daughter and woman one day. Lol...well since we are all in the same classroom, I start speaking to the wife once I see her ring to make him uneasy. And partly because I know women are not stupid and she most likely felt the vibe he was giving off. But don't bring your drama my way little boy! However, because I ignore him, I have protected his dirty little secret flirt.
I know I am prettier than her, have a smaller body than her, have real hair and most likely from a better family structure...and I dont want dude...but damn niggas aint shit no matter what.

So I'm going to keep looking right past the bullshit...and pray I dont miss something that was meant for me...

1 comment:

  1. What are we to do about these liars??? What are we to do???

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